10. Yes, I’m tired of being sick.
9. “Are you getting better?” Define better.
8. I just don’t feel good- no, I don’t have a reason.
7. If it requires putting on a bra- it’s not happening.
6. If Netflix knew- they’d charge me double.
5. My brain wants to- my body refuses to cooperate.
4. But you just went to the bathroom- yeah I know, tell my bladder.
3. chronic pain = involuntary sleep mode
2. Supper, what’s that?
1. Yes, I know where all the bathrooms are, what’s your super power?
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